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Cleveland, we need to talk.

We sincerely congratulate you on on your World Series appearance.  Really, we do.

But your hot dogs.  Um….

Yeah.  No.

This is what a real hot dog looks like:

And this:

And this, when they’re Flying The W:

And even when they’re not:

No ketchup.  No Fruit Loops.