CHICAGO — Another evil hack! These are things you could use if you have no ethics or morals.

Go into any supermarket with a good butcher. Have the guy wrap up a whole bunch of prime steaks and your favorite meat. Say, about $200 worth.

Then, go over the area where they have the self-serve nuts and grains and stuff. On that scale, weigh something pretty light, and it will print out the price. Put that price sticker on top of the $200 meat price sticker.

And you just got a whole lotta meat for just a few bucks.

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