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Join us every morning for the 9 @ 9. It’s a countdown of the nine most ridiculous stories we can possibly find each day. We discuss, argue, laugh and sometimes cry our way to the top story.

9. Duke Paolo Banchero
8. Renting a Christmas tree
7. Hallmark: New kings and queens
6. Goonies Game
5. Stow Fitness
4. Tessellated Pavement
3. The Bixie haircut
2. Girbaud jeans
1. ‘Baywatch’ product placement