‘Think of Batman pooping snakes’: The most misunderstood song lyrics of all time

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Everybody likes to sing along with their favorite songs, whether we know the actual lyrics or not.

Sometimes what we think we're hearing isn't exactly what was written, and in many cases, it's just more fun to remember it incorrectly.

Let's start with maybe the most commonly misunderstood song lyric. The year is 1971 and the song by Elton John "Tiny Dancer," long before "Who's The Boss" ever aired on CBS, yet it still sounds like "hold me closer Tony Danza."

And that's not the only Elton John recording that didn't sound the way it should. Sir Elton's 1974 cover of the Beatles' "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" features the lyric "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes," but some say they hear "the girl with colitis goes by."

And there's the chart topper by Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Bad Moon Rising," so naturally the line is,"there's a bad moon on the rise." But to some, John Fogerty appears to be offering assistance by letting folks know that "there's a bathroom on the right"

Now we're all familiar with the ABBA tune "Take a Chance." What they're saying between each line when the song begins, is of course the title of the song, "Take a Chance," but to most it sounds like they're saying "Jackie Chan."

And how about Bob Marley's "Stir It Up?" Sounds more like he's singing about "cereal."

And finally, our favorite. From the Disney classic "Peter Pan" and the song "You Can Fly," the actual lyric is "take the path that moonbeams make" but the more you listen to it, the harder it is to deny that they aren't singing "think of Batman pooping snakes."

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