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Voice of Reason: Don’t tell Pat Tomasulo to ‘eat healthy’ on Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a day for gluttony -- pure, unadulterated, shoving-food-in-your-face gluttony. And that's OK!!!

Stop trying to get me to eat healthy on Thanksgiving. I'm not steaming any vegetables or swapping mashed potatoes with mashed cauliflower.

It's ONE freaking day out of the year!!!!

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