WGN Morning News song idea comes alive: 2 Hours of News 4 Hours of Crap

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WGN Morning News Mishap

Newscaster Intro : Citizens of Chicago, we interrupt this program to give you this broken news from WGN

Chorus

Two hours of news

Four hours of crap

WGN Morning News Mishap

(Horn break)

Verse 1

Flip on the TV

And there they are

Chicago’s Very Own

Morning news rock stars

At least that’s what they think

The ratings never sink

But failure's never far, these bozos in their clown-car

(Chorus)

(Horn break)

Verse 2

Potash loves his Emmys

And Robin hates her feet

Pat looks taller than Paul

In his booster seat

What’s that that Anna said?

Mel Gibson wants Dean dead?

Murrow spinnin' in his grave, watchin' this bad news today

Pre-Chorus

Broadcasting live on channel 9

We're all surprised they can count that high

Chorus

Two hours of news

Four hours of crap

WGN Morning News mishap

(Repeat Chorus) END

Lyrics by David Himmel - Music by Johnny Rodgers, Marcus White, Marvin Little & Stephen Biossat

Copyright 2015, Biossat Custom Productions.

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