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9 signs you’re a tool

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If any of these signs apply to you, I'm sorry, but according to the list you're likely a tool.

1) You take gym selfies and-or go to the tanning bed

2) You're always referring to 'your brand' and trying to 'network'

3) You wear sunglasses indoors

4) You post your marriage proposal video to the web

5) Your truck is lifted, or you added a rear spoiler to your car

6) You still do a Borat impersonation

7) You use too much hair gel or hair spray

8) You're way too into Facebook (this applies to kids and grownups)

9) You dance by yourself at a concert, or you make-out at a concert

 

Don't be angry if you find yourself on the list, just accept it.

 

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